I am out at Elephant National Park and I saw an Elephant, Buffalo, Scrubhare, Red Harte-beest, Warthog, Burchell’s Zebra, Kudu, Yellow Tailed Mongoose, very annoying Vervet Monkeys, Black Backed Jackal, Cape Grysbok, Aardwolf, Bat Eared Fox, Porcupine, Flightless Dung Beetle, Ostrich, Blue Crane, Black-Headed Heron, Egyptian Goose and a Leopard Tortoise – my favourite. A tortoise was trapped in the swimming pool area.
Joke
When the man went to the rock shop, what did he say? This shop rocks.
Trick question
What is heavier a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Answer
They both weigh the same, a ton.
When the man went to the rock shop, what did he say? This shop rocks.
Trick question
What is heavier a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Answer
They both weigh the same, a ton.